ALL HAIL OUR INTERGALACTIC EMPRESS

To be fair, blowing things up would certainly clear up that choking problem.

Most of this stuff is actually pretty good advice and there are a lot of overlaps. I am just terrible at getting up in the morning. I choose sleep over everything. Everything. So I hit snooze until I have just enough time to do the bare minimum before rushing off to work (usually 10-15 minutes late).

I suck... I self-identify as a "foodie" but only because it take less time than to say "I dabble in cuisine on multiple levels and am always experimenting with new foods/techniques/etc...and I LOVE food."

Today I am wearing distraction jewelry, a huge sparkly necklace, because I am budding a parasitic twin between my eyebrows and all of the spackle in the world won't fix that.

Okay... so veterans' homecoming videos still reign supreme on my interwebs Cry-O-Meter, and cute/funny cat videos are still my general #1 pick for intertubes video watching. But this... this is wonderful. And a close 2nd on the Cry-O-Meter. Also, I need those two in the second video to be my dads. Immediately.

30 seconds is torture. A minute is more torture. Our Pilates trainer makes us do it for a minute at the end of class - you know, when you're already wiped out - but it makes you both strong and cute with good posture after you've bee doing it for awhile, so there's that.

Holy shit! I was doing 10 sec reps and thought 30 sec was torture. In my defense I'm a lazy fatass, but imma blame it on genetics

jeez. it's so dusty in here. All of a sudden. What the hell Rebecca?

The Ontario King's fan is correct. I've said this in multiple threads but it bears repeating; The Canadian cup drought does nothing to national pride. Half of all NHL players are Canadian. The majority of every single team is Canadian. It doesn't matter which city gets to have a parade.

Without defending this behavior, I think it might culturally also be a response to the invasive and threatening absurdity that is flying in the US. I can't speak for non-Americans, but the TSA has made flying psychologically taxing and even triggering for people. I mean, they make life hell for so many people the…

Despite knowing it was coming, it was still beyond glorious. Beyond glorious.

I LOVE THESE POSTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

I found it on sale at half the price and it's too much for me too!

Love her dress. Don't even really want to know where it's from. It probably costs thousands and if it doesn't, it's already sold out.

There is no aspect of the story that is not heartbreaking: this woman epitomizes how difficult it is to claw your way out of crippling poverty and the many "damned if you do, damned if you don't" choices one has to make in doing so. Her children were in real danger. Very real, very serious danger, and that should not…

I assumed shows didn't end up on HBO Go until after they aired? I tried at 10ish and it didn't work. Then I tried again at 11 and it was fine. I had been planning to watch it after work today anyway. But I've read the books so I'm not concerned about seeing it immediately I guess.

I hope that her relationship with food is as healthy as she says it is. It sucks to be obsessed with food for any reason.

Five years ago this would have been legit criticism. I think she's proved herself at this point, both critically and commercially. Good for her.

"We don't want wealth management gobbledygook that we can't understand," she says. "A lot of the studies show that women want somebody that they can talk to, who will say, 'How old is your mother?' And 'Who is caring for her?' and all those things. Well, they haven't been trained like that."