They do this in Canada, and it worked on my husband! He gets coffee there all the time now. It didn't get him eating the food though. Apparently their drivethrough is actually faster than Tim Hortons, and the coffee is good.

Now I've become one of those middle-aged women who looks out for young women on public transportation. I can think of two times when I was traveling alone as a teenager when a nice older lady saved me from a creep.

I've found we have the best success by laying the carrier on its end, with the door facing up. Then we just drop him in, taking care that he doesn't see the carrier beforehand.

Well. He DOES need to get her spayed. This is some pretty basic pet ownership shit, Joe.

I DON'T EVEN CARE. As long as it's warm, you can literally dump pollen over my head by the bucketful. I will sneeze and be stuffy while BEING WARM and it will be glorious.

Well, I feel really, really old now. Because I remember when having a Nirvana album was practically a requirement. And yes we did wash our hair, although I can understand why you might not realize that.

Planet Fitness has too many non-nonsensical fucking rules for me. WTF. Can't I just pay a monthly fee and be able to work out without someone bothering me about my clothes.

I'd just prefer to be DST year round.

Note: I am calling in sick Monday, but I already had it planned before I remembered the switch.

I always feel like falafel is supposed to taste better. But every falafel I've gotten has not been good. Like it's fried too hard and it's too dry.

Thank goodness. Their plus size section had the BEST tank tops and basic tees— they were actually long enough, fitted, didn't stretch out during the day.

When I was living up north I hated it when the weather people on the news would say stuff like "There's going to be a high of 5 degrees today, but at least it's sunny!" No. Being sunny adds zero to the experience. A sun that provides no warmth but just glare is worse than no sun at all.

The strangest thing is, refusing to serve to gay people isn't just offensive, it's terrible business. I mean, at least most of the time an ostensibly ridiculous law is passed, there's at least some discernible purpose, however absurd. I just don't get it.

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

I would like to say that the entertainment value of the amount of smack-talking that is about to occur here is going to be infinitely more enjoyable than that game.

I wonder how many people are turned off exercise forever by her all-or-nothing stance. A good trainer knows more than one damn way to motivate people, just like how a good teacher knows more than one way to teach something.

Is that remark terrorism? I feel like that remark is threatening terrorism. Keena? Sounds like a black name. Time to tag and bag this one to a Florida suburb where we can find a white cop to shoot her legally for sitting on the sidewalk.

As a proud Canadian, I wish the U.S the best of luck and good health in today's contest

Our passive aggressive response was to force you to kill those three minutes yourself.