This is the usual state of my fridge:

I would take a million dream infidelities over Monsieur's frequent kicks and punches because "zombie dream."

You'll only actually lose if they trick you into buying the book..... and making any of those god forsaken sandwiches.

I'm totally on board with the Cheerleader Effect normally… except for those exceptions where one person really stands out as different (for better or worse) than the average, and that difference seems to be exaggerated.

We're not expecting, but we constantly think about baby names. I have a Dutch/German background and he has an Italian/Irish background, so we were kinda thinking along those lines for names. Kinda.

Am I the only one who immediately thought of that scene in Aliens where they have the face hugger in the glass case?

Why doesn't my cat do anything cute?! The best I can get out of him is this:

So, basically, this is exactly what her adoptive parents said happened? We don't really have a big Roma community here in the states, so I never really grasped the racism they face, but I guess this is powerful first lesson.

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I think women themselves are to blame for a lot of this. We get so used to judging and being cruel to each other from a young age. I remember in grade school that I didn't care one bit what my male classmates thought, but I was terrified of the mean comments that my 'friends' would say. Why can't we stop the stupid…

The secret to never being sad about your boobs getting saggy: never have perky boobs to begin with! Start out puberty at 10 with boobs that look like they belong to a 47 year old Italian peasant wet nurse! It really doesn't matter what happens to you on this journey of life—weight gain, weight loss, nursing, age,…

As a former cat shelter volunteer, I plead with you to adopt an adult cat. Every yutz under the sun wants a kitten. Save an older cat from death!

In home ec, we learned: 1) How to make scrambled eggs ("you'll never starve if the only thing you know how to make are scrambled eggs!") 2) Basic hand sewing and also how to use a sewing machine. AKA, we made nine-square pillows. 3) Budgeting and how to manage a check book. It was pretty fun, though by now I've…

I saw these the other day and I am tempted to indulge...

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

I feel like they went awry a little bit with the name "Fifty Shades of Grey Wine" sounds like I'd pick a bottle of grey colored wine, which sounds insanely disgusting.

I said this at Gawker and I will say it here. My husband is the ONLY reason I don't smoke anymore. It's good to have someone in your life that expects you to be good, and treat yourself well and take care of your body because they want you to live a long healthy life. Everyone should have a ball buster in their…

I have breakfast at my desk two snacks and lunch. However I don't really take breaks and get to leave soon as the time is up. It's not that were pushed for this sort of behavior I just like getting in good and early and going home to see my dog and wife =D

This is the most generic list I've ever read. Its so generic I'm more offended by that than the sexism.

I live by the adage of "eat the damn cookie." Life's too short to forego dessert.