Biore pore strips: second only to Game of Thrones in addictiveness.

That's cool but...Pocari Sweat? EW. That does not sound like anything I would want to drink. Also, I prefer the Italian system of having a gelateria every fifteen metres to the ice cream vending machine idea.

I'm sorry that you have to face so much racist bullshit. So much that in order for you to go about daily life not consumed by rage you need to 'ignore' it or 'take a joke' or whatever racists are trotting out as the new 'sorry-notsorry". Basically it sounds like you have to let it roll off your back, and that just…

That makes me so incredibly sad. Last time I checked, American was built by foreigners and immigrants.

I was amused by that one in it's entirety. I was like, "Was that a complaint or E! News rundown of VMA activities for elderly people?

I did this once (and brought it in on my first day of work to share... oops!), but I used vanilla oreos, crushed, with a small portion of them died blue, for realistic "odor crystals." The poo was softened, molded tootsie rolls, which look much more like cat poo if you do it right (you can pull them apart and get that…

The true heroes are effortless.

I wouldn't mind seeing a lot more of these ladies in worthwhile projects. (I'm talking good, interesting movies, Hollywood. Please make them.)

I am generally anti-death penalty, but my instinct in this case is

If you're into Elizabethan/Tudor times check out anything by Alison Weir, she's great.

Shouldn't it be "don't stop until you're plowed?"

"Unsightly stretch marks" is a "boob blunder"?? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

You and me. I'd like to die buried under a mountain of croissants. Killing me softly.

Nope. These renters sound like assholes.

Well I was spanked and turned out fine and I don't think spanking is ok! Just because I wasn't scarred doesn't mean the practice is acceptable.

Nope! Home-grown grains are linked with a million-percent increase in ankle cancer. You're going to die of all the cancers.

I guess I...don't understand. Is this an issue of retailer merchandizing? That they need to specify "girl" on the tag so TJ Maxx or Macy's knows in which section to put it? Is that the idea? Because otherwise, gender neutral casual wear is a great idea in general, and this falls a tiny bit short. That said, progress!

With people staying single longer you would think parents would teach their kids more life skills. I know it happens to both genders but for males it just seems like something parents don't even think about. I've known a lot of men who have no idea how to do even basic cooking or laundry.

My male roommate always has…

Of the 15 icons chosen, only three are women of color (Iman, Grace Jones, and 15-year-old Tyra).

"Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?"

For some reason this sentence makes me laugh really hard.