Man that’s a tough one, I had to think about it for a while. So: I’d fuck Rubio, kill Cruz and marry Trump...as long as it was a sexless marriage. I’d rather have a drawer full of vibrators and use those for the rest of my life than get nekkid with him. Blargh, the very thought is just ugh.

She really was a beautiful woman underneath all of that 80's horrendousness. Even in that last photo, where she seems like she just wants to yell “take the $@&!% photo, already!” she looks lovely.

Hahahahaha that is such a great picture. My very first pet was a GSP (my dad trained her himself, she was a blue-ribbon winning hunting dog) and she was the absolute sweetest, most loving dog a girl could have ever wanted.

Also by that logic, when my father converted to Islam about 10 years ago I also converted?? Hmm. Since I still eat pork and drink alcohol, methinks I am a very bad Muslim indeed.

My aunt is the same way (minus the makeup); I’ve never actually seen her get her hair wet, other than one year when we were in Florida (St. Petersburg) and she sort of had no choice because the ocean doesn’t exactly lie still and flat.

ITA, I enjoyed FP when Joan was the host, but it’s not the same now and it never will be. I can respect Melissa for trying to continue a show that Joan helmed, but it’s time to let it end.

I live in Montreal and I remember how insane all of the hype was surrounding her wedding...I was in high school at the time and seriously, one day I heard two of my teachers gossiping about it.

A few years ago my mom was in the hospital for emergency brain surgery (she’s absolutely fine now), and during her time there / in the rehab clinic, we brought in a small portable DVD player for her. One of the few she watched regularly were seasons 1 and 2 of The Big Bang Theory; she said it was light and silly…

I had that Barbie too, and I loved her. I wasn’t even that big of a Barbie kid (My Little Pony was my jam) but they had such awesome ones in the 80’s. Another fave of mine was the Dream Glow Barbie...the stars glowed in the dark!

I love you and your cats so much right now, I would give you 25 stars if I could. I’m having an absolutely shit day but thanks to these photos I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

I honestly cannot stop laughing, because that’s exactly what I would have put as the answer. I guess mentally I’m still a ten year old kid.

Yeah, I’m a bit disappointed too because I hated the third book. (Don’t even get me started on that ending). I was crossing my fingers that the movie would take a few liberties but I guess not.

I’m right there with you. I’ll be 40 next year (eeek) and I actually started getting white hair around age 23-24. I’ve been going to the salon ever since, about once every 4-5 weeks...my hair grows really fast, alas. I refuse to calculate how much money I’ve spent over the years just on my hair-vanity, but yeah, it’s…

So true! My sister-in-law is a dietician and she gets frothy at the mouth when she reads / sees nutritionists (on Dr. Oz or wherever) acting like they’re the shit. Heck, I could read a few blogs and start calling myself a nutritionist, and my idea of good nutrition is eating dark chcolate instead of milk chocolate.

I still think it would be hard to top Sophia Loren from “back in the day”.

There’s something similar in my family, particularly on my mother’s side. Both of her parents (my grandparents) died young - early 40’s at the latest - I remember her once telling me that she was surprised to have “lived so long”...I think she was maybe 50 at the time.

That is so very true, and thanks for reminding me that I should be enjoying the time with the old fart (i.e. the asshole i.e. Sir Bitchalot) and not stressing about things that are out of my hands. <3!

Awww, I’m so sorry to hear that you lost your old asshole cat. Mine just celebrated his 15th last month and I’m getting worried about how much longer he’ll be with me. I adopted him when he was 6 months old, so he’s like...grafted himself into my life, pretty much.

I have the exact same issue. If I buy a size 6 ring (which is still a wee bit too big for the base of my finger) then I have to squeeze it on over the knuckle. I have tried size 5 before but they only fit on my ring finger, and I like to wear rings on as many as possible.

I’m right there with you (except for maybe the Taylor Swift bit. Nothing against her but she’s never affected my life quite that profoundly, hahaha).