One of my favorites comes from Sophia, from the ep called “Mrs George Devereaux”. Blanche basically says that she’s back to her old self and Sophia says “Oh boy, strike up the gland.”

I have a friend who lives on the west coast (in Canada) and I live on the East Coast; we’ve known one another since kindergarten. No joke, since about the 6th grade this has been our ‘happy birthday’ song. We’ll call one another for our respective birthdays and start singing “Thank you for being a friend, travel down…

Winter is the worst. Unless you happen to live somewhere nice and balmy where snow is a “special event”, winter effing sucks.

I feel your pain, I sort of have the same issue. I know that if the “best before” date says July 20 and I eat it on the 21st I’ll be okay, but I have to talk myself into it. Heck, I have an issue using freaking toothpaste after the supposed expiration date.

I’m thinking it’s just set up by publicists. Like “Famous person X” knows that Taylor Swift’s concert is on July 14 so they call up their people who call Taylor’s people and boom! Done and done.

I agree, with one caveat - I don’t post fifteen versions of the same thing. (EG: look at this lovely sunset view from my balcony. And here it is again from a slightly different angle! And again two minutes later!)

And you’re one of the funniest women I know! I love your work, and I am practically counting the days until “Step Aside, Pops!” is released. If anyone deserves the accolades, it’s you.

George is the cutest. I’m not a monarchist / royalist, don’t have kids, have no desire for kids, and I love this little guy. He’s so adorable, and I love the fact that he almost always looks like he’s ready to smack someone in the teeth.

I love that shirt! I’ve been eyeing it for a while now, but I’m still on the fence. My heart is really crying out for this tote bag too:

No joke, I gasped out loud when I read your post. I love GG, I think it’s one of the best sitcoms ever made, and I was all of 12-13 when it was in its heyday. (Heck, I have all of the DVD’s and I still watch them even now, 30+ years later). It’s funny, intelligent, well-written and way ahead of its time.

I cannot even imagine the things you must find. My brother stuck part of an apple peel up his nose when he was like...maybe 3 or 4. My mom freaked out but all I could wonder was if a tree was going to start growing out of his face.

I really wanted him to stomp around bellowing “Wun Wun!” at the top of his lungs (a la Hodor!). Still, giant walker-smooshing giant was definitely awesome.

I was going to say the exact same thing. It’s one thing to say “I personally don’t like maxi dresses” but it’s another to write an entire freaking article about how all women look ugly in them and they should be banned.

I love to travel, and I’ve been fortunate enough to go on some great trips. My last big one was on safari this past November, and it was not cheap...think high 4-figures. How did I do it? I saved. For years. No joke, I think it took me around eight years to save up the cash (I refuse to go into debt for a vacation).

ITA, I love their no-show hiphuggers and wear them pretty much all the time. No, they're "luxurious" and they do tend to wear out relatively quickly (mine tend to come open at the sides) but I look good in them and they are comfy.

I love me some memes but yeah, if it defeats sex then something is really messed up. (I don't have a lot of sex but I still voted for it.)

I have 2B / 2C hair that's currently worn in a long bob and I almost never comb it. When I have no choice - generally if I'm using a leave-in treatment of some sort - I use a wide-toothed comb and just do the bare minimum.

ITA, I just can't get on board with this new Fashion Police, and I've watched all of the new episodes. Lately it's like all of the bite has gone out of the show; there are barely any critiques and when someone does say something "bad" it's always kind of bland. Like "I love the color and so-and-so has a banging body…

It might even be cheaper than 50% off (if we're lucky); last year I found some that had a 60% reduction. Okay, we're not talking "luxury" chocolates à la Godiva or Leonidas but still! Cheap chocolate, mmmm.

Oh god yes, I adore chocolate milk. Sadly, I had to cut back drastically on my dairy consumption (it was making me break out, I mean ridiculously badly) and the alternatives are all lame. Chocolate almond milk isn't awful, but it's no chocolate cow's milk. Sigh.