No, actually, we were promised Nekkid Mark Ruffalo if we all got out and voted! I sure did! I feel ripped off. 

All of Depps people covering up for him are guilty too.

How horrifying was it for you when you realized where you really were?

“Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.””

“I am sorry that it happened to this woman.”

“I am sorry that it happened to this woman”

much like children, buttholes should be seen, yet not heard.

You know who can relate? That Kenyan president we just had.

It is heart breakungly sad. I had a very sick child, no prospect of getting better. Just. Life with more and more interventions. We let her go. There were many alternative treatments we could have tried. I didn’t want that for her. She deserved more than suffering through every moment of her life to be part of…

Refused a breathalyzer. Your nonsense is invalid.

Jaden smith seems like a little s***.

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

they’ll send scott to rehab again and then be partying with him as soon as he gets out. like always

Turns out I’m allergic to Debra Messing.

It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.

I have a feeling there was a good reason the Woman’s Day legal department told them not to run it. I listen to our legal department, because I don’t know anything about law.

I don’t get from this she’s actually disputing any of the presented claims, only that she has not “lied” about them?

Tuna is a fish.......

Are the dolls doing jumping jacks or something?

I love the synchronicity of MisfitToy pondering a story about a toy. Pleasingly meta, even if it was just accidental.