Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

Hmm, person doesn’t particularly like her narcissistic stepparent. Such a shocker.

Caitlyn doesn’t seem like she ever acted like a parent to any of her kids.

Caitlyn is not acting like a parent.

That box is what Trump meant by extreme vetting.

People think I’m joking when I say the IRS has by far the nicest collections people I’ve dealt with. They don’t do any of the bullying, shaming or “don’t you have a family member who can help?” bullshit. It’s a shame “the tax man” has such a bad rep, they really are reasonable.

‘...had the nerve to talk about an “online bullying platform”...’ 

Baby’s First Scam.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

I’m guessing Jesus was his co-pilot?

That’s just where Jesus picked him up and carried him.

D.B. Pooper

I can’t lie, when I saw the headline I rolled my eyes a bit.... now I feel stupid bc it’s a really pretty video.

Ugh but S-E-X with him...

Comparing Wills to his grandmother is unfair, she’s a queening machine in the tradition of Victoria and the first Liz.

He actually bottoms from the top, because of his social conscience.

3/4/2017 Not sure what I am doing yet, but change must happen.

You can do it!!! Sending you love.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

We do wear all the cardigans. I just bought a short-sleeved cardigan at Ann Taylor, so I can continue to wear them in the sweltering swamp summer. Although, Gretchen Carlson? C'mon. Try Elizabeth Warren.