I demand that someone photoshop a keyboard in under Blake’s hands in that picture.

Oh I’m absolutely not cheering for the Flames; I guess it just takes a special kind of insufferability to get me to leap to their defense. As for “loser talk”... I would imagine you’d know it well enough to see it, assuming you’ve been an Oilers fan for more than a year or two ;)

This is only the case when the variable could harm the team, though (I don’t see anyone on the ownership side complaining about non-guaranteed contracts).

Enjoy watching Connor McDavid dissociate through another eight 100 point seasons and three playoff appearances before he bolts.

But since the sarcastic ones hypothetically made their point in the comments of a soccer post, they win?

Ugh, you suck. 

No “getting hit by a bus”?

Ehhh, he has every right to ask for a trade and as far as I’m aware he’s shown up to work so I’m not sure what the problem is.

They’ve gotta get something out of this whole saga, seeing as how Davis is likely to end up being traded to the hated ‘Tics

Yes, the years since 2015 have indeed made it increasingly unlikely that Quebec City will be known for the good kind of events where a young francophone man fires shots in front of a crowd

What the fuck is up with that Q in the tweet? 

At bats and plate appearances are not the same thing. Walks, hit batters, sacrifice flies, bases awarded due to obstruction etc. are plate appearances but not at bats.

Mine was covered by insurance, which leads me to believe that my dentist told me I needed one because she needed a few hundred dollars more revenue that month (fine by me).

If moderate success on a smaller scale leads him to fail at a higher level, then crawl back to a similar role to find his niche again, then you might say his gift is his...

Honestly, it’s come and almost gone again. See you in 2032ish.

Hey now, I bet they could probably beat most CFL teams..

But also, if you’re going to be shelling out 150 bucks for a jersey, you have the right to own something that won’t someday prove regrettable.

Yeah I am sure it’s just some goober all worked up about someone challenging the universal Canadian notion that we are somehow nicer and special and different from Americans, but sheesh. Gotta reign that stuff in when you say things on the internet, or else you might come off looking quite foolish!

we mistreated First Nations people way back in the day,

Hi, I grew up in Vancouver, lived in Montreal and in the Toronto area now.