Mustafa Tuna is a really respectable entry, but not serious opposition to Gooch-Fant IMO

It is a god damned travesty that we are going to lose one of the Rev. Pix Butt or Kermit Sprinkles, and yet one of Telisport Putsavage or Joe L’Official is going to make it through to the next round.

I’m no grammar expert here, but I tend to see grammatical choices as - at most - etiquette.

Canada’s not so bad? Says who? 

The most bizarre aspect of this is that all of this ostensibly stuffy, reserved in this sport we have strict standards of behaviour type shit is coming from a bunch of Italians who are, as a people....... not known for their even temperaments. Life, huh?

Do they really have the refs backs to this extent?

The psychological effects of chilly wrists cannot be overstated

Here’s one that’s still up..

How ironic that the guy who dealt with lumber by trade died by nails and wood

Peyote vs Duck is a nail-biter, and also a short summary of the cause of that animal cruelty misdemeanor I picked up a few years back

Jesus, they really ARE dissecting this ad infinitum

Yeah but the legal system has 0 interest in the professional success (let alone feelings) of people who shoplift. NBA teams, having to rely on personnel who aren’t particularly replaceable, should certainly not behave similarly. And I would bet a $15 candle that if Bell was having a great season, they wouldn’t be. 

“Wooderhead”

Solid.

This is, by a good margin, my favourite of the “why does each one show the three side differently?” comments

+1 for bringing the interesting facts.

When I saw the article Dr. Trentington Outhouse jumped out at me as an early favourite, but I literally can’t look anywhere at the bracket and not see strong contenders. 

+1, had to click it quick before the chuckles turned into a weird sobbing

You could write for Inadequate Man

The “Bort” license plate scene from the Simpsons except instead of being shocked/amused to learn so many people are named Bort we learn that multiple NFL teams want to employ Blake Bortles