Yes, I agree, you don’t want a perineal all star to.... taint your plans

I agree with this, although I don’t blame anyone for being unimpressed with the Lakers best offer (which is fine, but everyone coming back seems like they’ll be featured in a “where are they now?” type clip within about five years). 

The Coyotes will use his 8 year $150 million contract to reach the salary cap floor. 

To me, it fits perfectly into the canon of ridiculous college football coach names.

Every righteous Bagley highlight like this must make it a little less painful for Sacramento fans to watch Luka doing everything there is to do.

My wife has this circa 1960s prairie cookbook (looks self-published) that probably came from her grandmother, and it has canned shit and in particular, canned cream of mushroom soup in everything.

I can’t believe I just willingly clicked on a link to see what Michael Rapoport said about something. 

All these two-dimensional jokes about Kyrie Irving’s worldview are starting to fall flat

Hope you at least have a tube sock or some kleenex on hand.. 

If they don’t panic and sign like.. Tobias Harris and Eric Bledsoe (has Dwight Howard played for them yet?), they’ll sign no one at all and try to sell the 2020 class as better. What top UFA is volunteering to be a part of this mess?

This was my first response too, but...

That’s funny, Georgie Businessman is the pseudonym I use for conducting all of my fraud..

[an opponenty] got so perturbed by Neymar’s [*snip*] dominance that he lashed out [] and kick[ed] Neymar in the foot a few times. Neymar had to come off the pitch [snip]—though not before he undressed his inferior with one of the most humiliating skill moves in the sport

Can’t wait to see which NHL team bets the farm that Bob is going to be the first non-disastrous UFA signing. 

Yeah. If I’m trading away Anthony Davis and I’m halfway competent, I’d tell Danny Ainge that I can take Kyrie’s contract to make a good deal happen - but that I don’t see it as value in exchange for AD. (I’m not saying Irving is a salary dump as a player, but he obviously doesn’t fit the Pelicans situation - and vice…

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Seems like a hell of a reach to me. 

That makes more sense, it’d be awfully weird to (for example) draft two very good players in consecutive drafts, and when the first guy signs his extension you are basically forced to dump the second one

I could see New Orleans (if the returns now are good) wanting to get this over with. Not like they have championship aspirations - and it’s not like AD is Jimmy Butler or anything - but leaving a situation like this to fester for six months isn’t exactly desireable.

Honestly unless you think your fans are morons and aren’t going to notice a third star player walking away from the team when Kyrie’s deal expires, why are you trading for him? The one (microscopic) silver lining from Davis forcing his way out is that one way or another, at least you’re not stuck with your star…