I know this’ll probably be tied up in the courts for awhile, but Riberio’s estate?

Who would have thought that ‘doughy’ would be a big upgrade over crabmeat

It’s a good time to debut a goaltender in that their season is effectively over (and in theory, there should be little pressure - but come one, it’s Philly).

If you use it to charge your Samsung, then your phone can warm your hands when it ignites

If you use it to charge your Samsung, then your phone can warm your hands when it ignites

I’m not worried about the Oilers doing anything significant with #1 overall.

The Blackhawks are 10-19-6, ahead of only the Kings in the race for the NHL’s worst record—and for American wunderprospect Jack Hughes.

Yeah its one of those ones where +1 just doesn’t feel like enough

Dennis Miller has a kinja account? 

Fakeblock, for those who wish to demonstrate their perfect timing

Yeah I don’t see how this is functionally different than (for example) Deandre Jordan saying “every rebound is mine” or whatever.

You said competitive balance isn’t an issue and I’m disagreeing with that. I’m not a big MLB fan in general so it’s not like “it’s ruining the game for me” or whatever but it’s clearly more of an issue than in other leagues.

Gonna be watching this clip like the god damned Zapruder film to find some clues

TESTIFY!

Is Kansas City a success story because they won the WS in 1 of their 2 playoff appearances, though? There are 12 teams that have won in nearly two decades, but there aren’t many more than that (15) that’ve had 5 or more playoff appearances (wildcard included) over that period.

I mean, better this than if they just.... blue each other

Fuck that’s mean, I love it

An accident serious enough to keep Drew from tweeting from his phone? Jesus Christ, I hope he’s alright.. 

People say “somehow,” but - of course the Knicks will make a trade that doesn’t improve their team. Of course the Wizards will make a trade that doesn’t improve their team.

You can have your skates in the crease, yes. As for having your “body on top of the goaltender” what you might be overlooking is that there is a third dimension, and it merely appears as though Pettersson is literally on top of Rinne. In fact he’s merely over him, not interfering at all.. 

It is going to go like that. When I heard the expansion team was approved my first thought was “they’ll win a Cup before the Canucks”