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“Ok a newborn colt rocks it totally and he thought my hand was his mom. It was not. He has tasted life’s infinite tragedy. As I mentioned Earlier I am inebriated”

Relatable.

Cameron Dallas, 4/10: “pulled a ‘Do you know who I am?!’”

I feel like Portland, OR is the wrong place to send federal troops in to start shooting people. 

Fauci has been wrong about stuff. Not only that, there are probably things he has said that are probably wrong that haven’t been addressed.

The kindest explanation for the moldy jam is that they were trying to make low-sugar jams and not paying attention to the fact that sugar is a preservative, and without a significant portion of sugar, jam goes bad a lot faster than one might otherwise expect.

Sure, they’re weirdos, but the Kelly Preston news kind of broke my heart.

I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: 50 Cent remains one of the dumbest, most trifling people I’ve ever met. In the nearly two years I worked as a designer for the G-Unit line, I was continually irritated by the stupid shit that fell out of his mouth. He's trash.

50 cent is always out there acting like a gossipy little troll. 

So Will and Jada wear me out, but I kind of love him for his response. 

The employee quoted has a latinx name. I heard more than one of my latinx friends use gender identity/trans interchangeably with “sexuality”

This is a tragic, infuriating disaster. I hope they bring BK to a screeching halt and shame them into improving conditions for their employees, and compensating Gomez’ family.

Yep, the one thing that boys should figure out early is that you cannot gross out most women with the ghastly things you’ve seen (you can gross them out with your behaviour and what you do in the bathroom, but that’s different). I remember taking a tour of a blood lab at one point, many years ago, and the tech

I like it.

That was an interesting Red Table Talk. Will did force Jada to name what it was as a relationship, to stop calling it an entanglement. Because calling it an entanglement really meant nothing.

What a supportive, feminist boyfriend! /s

I don’t think it’s remarkably condescending to say “we all make mistakes in our early 20s” or to say that I don’t think dating him is a smart decision.

Of course her feelings are valid. My point is that no one is looking at the situation and thinking negatively of her character.

This is a screening test for the average Joe with a high school diploma. Not a test for a high functioning person a world leader. 5 of the questions are about where you are and what date it is. Certainly not a test for a world leader who you expect to perform high level functions. He needs a neuro cognitive battery of

You mean you don’t regret spending your 30s taking care of your children instead of an elderly man (and maybe also children)?