“Lee once again started moaning, and allegedly moved so her feet touched his genitals.”

We worship men who ambitiously pursue their self-interests and careers, but all the great stuff women do doesn’t mean shit if they don’t also “value relationships.” Cure cancer, end world hunger — that’s nice, but did she ever find love?

Fun fact: Last week, she was in gold, the signature color of the first black fraternity, Alpha Phi Alpha. This week, she was in pink, the signature color of the first black sorority, Alpha Kappa Alpha.

The Jason Statham look.

Ready for some avant-garde naming shit? I post this every time this question comes up, because I am a consummate elitist.

I got married almost 8 years ago, and I kept my name. It is so weird to me that it is the normal, expected thing for an American woman to change her name when we get married to a man, and that instead of moving forward in time from the hypenated names of the 90s to everyone gets to have their own identity, seemingly…

On Wednesday I made pistachio cake (Molly yeh) with mascarpone whipped cream (smitten kitchen) and lillet soaked strawberries (my brain). It was as divine as it sounds. Lillet soaked strawberries is maybe my new favorite thing on the planet. I added a little bit of sugar and vanilla bean paste to make extra extra.…

Ooh, try making them into spanikopita! Phyllo dough + cheese and steamed greens is delicious!

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

Reminder that Michelle Williams is a savage: After Keyshia Cole criticized Williams’ performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, Williams went on a talk show, where she had this to say about Cole, “My little sister was born with crack cocaine in her system. So when I see someone like Keyshia Cole, who is defying the…

“Body Like A Back Road” is a bad song and Sam Hunt should feel bad for foisting it, and really the rest of his music, on the public.

Resolved: Every time a white person says this, anyone within earshot who can demonstrate tribal affiliation with any North American native tribe is legally allowed to beat the living shit out of them.

Ah, yes. North America, that noted historical “homeland” of white people...

it’s more of a macrostatement than a tailored-for-all-relevant-situations statement, but I can parse it out further if necessary:

This job is usually reserved for instagram ‘models’ with a high following that can bring people in..

The strikers have brought up that ‘bottle girl’ jobs are more likely to be accessible to light-skinned or white girls.

If I weren’t already bisexual, I would be after watching this video. DAMN.

Stop releasing balloons, it’s horrible for the environment!!!!!! Now, get off my lawn so I can go back to sleep.

And the son of an FBI agent. By all the demographics, they think he should be on their side and get really confused when he isn’t.

I wonder if part of their obsession with Hogg (and, to a lesser extent, the fact that he’s given so much tv time overall) has to do with the fact that he’s an erudite, well-dressed white kid from an upper middle class suburb - similar to a lot of the faces we’ve seen leading College Republican groups or holding tiki…