Ugh I know it's so overdone but I LOVE the side boob and the backlessness and the color and the fit. Give me all the bronze dress, plz.

I am not ready for this cut to be a thing again. STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A THING. I'm not convinced that crease is meant for public consumption.

Matador's chastity belt from the 80s? With wings??

It's very Star Wars in the best possible way, you know? I am so into the future-medieval vibe, please let this be the couture of the future asap.

One of my dogs gets embarrassed if he has a dingleberry. He'll spin around a bit and if it doesn't come off, he'll tiptoe IN POOP POSITION into the bushes or behind a pole or something and try to hide. With his ears back, and his tail to the side because he can't put it between his legs even though he wants to because…

The idea of her cover is interesting. I mean, Tears for Fears. The greatest. I love them so much. I just wish Lorde's version was less...boring? Over-orchestrated in the background? It sounds like she's sort of over it, and the background music is really into it, you know what I mean?

Socca! Delicious chickpea flour crepes! I like them spread with pesto, or topped with caramelized onions.

It took a while for the "let's be friends" to work out, to be honest, but he's really interesting and someone I click well with, we were just a terrible couple for a lot of reasons. And yeah, taking care of him sucked - it was a couple of days before we realized he might not come down, and it ended up fucking up his…

I had a miserable breakup where my ex and I were living together, continued living together but with him sleeping on the couch IN OUR BEDROOM (hello, group houses), and then he had a semi-self-induced mental breakdown that culminated in him taking way too many psychedelics and tripping for three days, during which…

My friend's roommate and her long distance bf do skype cooking dates, where they pick out a recipe and cook together simultaneously. It's way, way too twee for mister parade but I think it's sweet :-)

I know what you mean about still not liking raised voices. My mom used to scream at me whenever she got upset, and never distinguished between an accident and deliberate mischief, so breaking a glass would result in me crying in the kitchen as she yelled about my carelessness and how I'm spoiled and just generally a…

One of my coworkers is Irish and they have SO MANY nicknames where the connection to the original name seems utterly tenuous. HOW IS PEG SHORT FOR MARGARET???

That's what I'm hoping to do! I don't really care that much about the dress, or the flowers, or anything. Give me the fooooooooooooood.

I am a huge Madewell addict, even though it's pricy. Their stuff can be really great quality, so I save up/shop the sales/buy wisely and end up wearing everything to death. The silk boyshirts in particular are appallingly versitile, and I love them.

We could arrange something simple, for sure. The anti-ceremony stance comes from me being squicked out by getting too sentimental in front of everyone i know, and there is very little appropriate seating for that sort of thing at the venue and my father is elderly and cannot stand for long periods. A quickie is a good…

Yay I'm so glad someone else did something similar and had it work out great! I'm so happy for you (congrats!!!) and your wedding sounds perfect. I like the idea of having people speak - it's a seven course meal so we could definitely fit in a couple of semi-formal toasts/minispeeches/well-wishing, and you're right…

I know there are a lot of wedding questions kicking around, but here's another: is it rude to ask people to travel to a celebration at a very great restaurant, in a beautiful setting, but not do the dog and pony show of a wedding?

Christoph Waltz as well. If he was Christian Grey that's probably the only way I would ever actually sit through that movie.

I've never met a non-crazy female Renee. They've ranged from a mean girl in third grade who poured a coke on my head, to Mr. Parade's nutcase ex that used to snort klonopin off of picnic tables.

Mr. Parade doing dishes goes a lot like this: scrub scrub, splash, "Baby, stop groping me, I'm doing the dishes," grope grope, "Baby I AM TRYING TO CLEAN," me pouting because he is so sexually appealing while washing things.