Of course it’s in Fitzroy... This is peak Melbourne. It couldn’t get more Melbourne if it tried.

The United States: A country without a single public museum dedicated to the history of slavery, but numerous museums and memorials dedicated to the glorification of slavers.

I’d never eaten US chocolate before but had heard about its awfulness. So when I had the chance to nibble on a Hershey’s last time I was in the States I had to try for myself. And it was just as awful as I’d heard! Why do people stand for it? It tasted like the cheapest, crappiest imitation chocolate.

Eleven years in the States and all I wanted was a fucking Coffee Crisp. And a proper winter.

“that it didn’t go to the contest[ant] with biggest tits or criteria like that”.

“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…

Like on one hand, I don’t want to be with another human or love anyone but myself and my cats BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I want a really good blender. My blender now BARELY blends. I also want a mixer because manual whisking is for SUCKERS.

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

I also base my social awareness on reality shows. Like, have you ever noticed that every group of people contains exactly one gay guy? Weird.

It’s awesome. I love it here, except for the terrible Internet and the lack of Oportos. The lack of Oportos is probably a very good thing, though, we already have one of the highest ratio of fast food joints to people in the country.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

There very well be mental illness at play here. But mental illness doesn’t equal violence. Plus, as Obama noted a few years ago, the US doesn’t have a monopoly on mental illness. We sadly aren’t even the only country with widespread white male privilege and national political figures who spew out hateful rhetoric that…

Australia: where a thousand-mile quest to bestow several day-old Whoppers seems perfectly normal, apparently.

Atlas chugged.

I was just coming to make this exact comment... I don’t watch the show so I can’t comment on who she is talking about but don’t get the snark over a babyccino... also a lot of places here don’t charge for them..

I wrote a reply before seeing yours. Over 20 yrs of the babyccino (I’m an old)

I don’t think “steamer” means what you think it does.

We have had them in Australia for 15 years at least.

That’s one thing dating long distance teaches you; your partner will definitely be hanging out with people of the same gender when you’re not there, and so will you, and that’s just the way it is.