Shouldn’t one internship be enough? How much free labor are we allowing companies to squeeze out of kids? Dickens would shit himself over this.

“The pay gap is a lie,” they added as they readjusted their fedora, muttering something about “objective facts.”

100% of those surveyed who believe sexism is no longer a problem followed their answer, unprompted, with: “do you even know what it’s like in Saudi?” Then they shared a meme about how nice guys never get the girl.

Did you call his wife a living hell?

I know...

Although I’ve only dated women my whole life, Harrison Ford made a teenaged SR151 realize that the Kinsey Scale is an actual thing. And then later Ryan Gosling. I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE RYAN GOSLING

Three funny stories:

Go take your crazy anti-vax somewhere else. Actually, don’t. Because when you refuse to vaccinate your children you are putting the entire population at risk. Guess what, crazy anti-vax person, YOU are the reason measles and other deadly diseases are making a comeback. YOU are the reason people will die, because you…

Yes, we're going to deny what you think you experienced because your single example doesn't negate thousands of actual medical studies that say you're wrong.

The answer to your questions are:

The guy that runs Fark, wrote a book called; It’s Not News, It’s Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap as News. It includes a chapter titled, “Equal Time for Nutjobs,” about how the media likes to give the opposite side of a story, even when it’s proven to be untrue for “the conversation,” when really they’re…

Well, good. Wakefield can go peddle his double-down propaganda piece on fringe cruises and to the tinfoil-hat crowd. The Tribeca Film Festival risked their reputation screening this dreck, and it seems that finally sank in.

“Boy will be boys” or in this case “grown ass men will be grown ass men commenting on a child’s body”

First things first. You need to quit your jobs and give away your life savings to one of us. Then work for my family as a cheap nanny while we laugh at how you look like mayonnaise. Ok I’m jk.

Fred, the neighbor on the hill gets a goat or two in the spring, fattens them up and then takes them off to sell or whatever(Sell. Let’s stick with sell). One of his goats from last year would constantly get loose and would wander over to my house to bang his little noggin on my front door. If he was out when I was…

Goats are awesome AND where all the best cheese comes from.

Nobody has added this yet? Jezzies, I am mildly disappointed:

That’s like saying people in movies should always wear their seatbelts when they drive otherwise people who drive won’t know to wear their seatbelts.

Welcome to the idiocracy, where a scientific paper published in a well-respected peer-reviewed science journal is “political” but the scientifically-illiterate politician firing the paper writer over ideology... isn’t.

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay