Nuts, a mysterious pair of testicles

Well, I like Trump because I’m a liberal and he seems to be derailing the conservatives. But that’s probably not the answer you’re looking for. ;)

Oh, I get that entirely as well. It just seems like an illogical reading of the amendment, as if they’re entirely disregarding the entire first clause, and being inconsistent on the final one.

Awww. I have 3 cockatiels and would love to have outside parrots again. We would get flocks of S. Am. parrots in the summer in Miami.

I don’t want to start a “religious war” here, but the constitution places that right into the context of a “well regulated militia”. Regulation (such as licensing) should be fine. It’s explicitly there in the amendment.

“The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety.”

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It’s a great night for schadenfreude.

“Cook Like a Stripper, Screw Like a Chef”

My Crazy SIL’s crazy mother told my sister she'd never attract a man until she learned to garnish plates correctly. In earnest. Parsley in hand, used to gesture for EMPHASIS.

“Make me a sammich” is so cliche and frankly it’s easy to do. Too easy. I tell my husband “grill me a salmon” and he does and we are a happy couple and so someone please have me on tv to talk about my marriage tips.

I think in any good relationship, both partners take the time to make sandwiches for each other. Or get a beer out of the fridge while they’re up, or take turns making dinner. It’s only right.

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.

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Watch it with the sound off. Nothing makes sense and you’ll think you’re having a stroke. It improves the experience enormously.

The Onion article about the horrible couple having a wedding that reflects who they are has come true, but a thousand times worse.

Bonus: The couple’s pre-wedding video.

Your neighbourhood makes me jealous.

came here to say this, but you have it COVERED. i <3 kangaroo products. also they fart less harmful gases than cows and would not contribute nearly as much to climate change.