As an Australian living in the kangaroo capital, Canberra, I have to disagree that they are gross.

My hot take is that you are wrong.

I’m what?

i mean you know this is fake because rock music is the devil’s music

Snape is just about the Nicest Guy(TM) there is.

Echoes needs to stop taking relationship advice from Severus Snape.

You hit the nail on the head. Only years later did I realize how scary my first boyfriend was after we broke up, because he was a skinny nerdy kid into comics and Keanu Reeves movies. That shit comes in ALL forms

that's exactly what this is. this guys façade crumbled all at once. what a loser

Dudes like this unnerve the hell out of me. It’s like a wall of “trying” that gets increasingly mean and frantic. They are like the velociraptors in the first Jurassic Park, just jumping on the electric fence, trying to find a weak spot. And they NEVER admit that they are the creepy, stalker assholes that they are. In…

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Losing the presidency three terms in a row says a lot about a party. I think the word might be “implosive.” :)

This reminds me of a good friend of mine who is the friend of a friend of the man who tried to rape me. He told me it was a very good thing I hadn’t said anything to the authorities. Because I’d screamed loud enough to be heard by neighbors, had visible bruises and broken skin from fighting him off, and had reported…

My grandfather was a decent man but a blackout drunk. He never hurt anyone or said cruel things, he would just disappear for days/weeks and comeback shaking and with screaming night terrors from WWII. He was a professional boxer and remained huge and muscular even into his 70’s but was still a very gentle man. I think…

Adding some favorite examples: They feel like “illegals” are “taking over this country” and overrunning the boarder. Fact: net immigration is zero.

Yeah really. Saying “you can search me” is NOT the same as saying “you can strip me down on the side of the road, have two officers hold my legs apart and put your hand in my vagina”

Thank you for writing about this. I remember in the 7th grade that there was an 8th girl, kind of popular and already developing, who was rumored to be “having an affair” with the PE teacher/football coach. I remember at that time that we blamed her - that we thought she was a “slut,” that we though she had enough…

She wasn’t cavity searched when she was booked. She was cavity searched before she had even been arrested, by the side of the road, and then arrested because she struggled while strangers illegally forced their hands into her vagina. There was nothing “routine” about what happened here.

If an officer “thinks” they smell weed, they should have to call for a K9 unit. That should not be enough of a reason to sexually assault someone on the side of the road.

She feels like she was sexually assaulted because that’s exactly what happened and I hope she gets a hell of a lot of money. The utterly disproportionate (not that it would ever have been okay) response from the police really got me with this one.

So he found nothing in the car? So how did they manage a possession charge?