Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, the BIZARRO EDITION:

It's reading things like these that reinforce my opinion that everyone in the general public needs to work in the service industry for one year just to gain a different perspective of how their food comes to them. Think of how much better tips would be and how much easier service type jobs would be

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

We've had our share of arguments too, I recall that.

Get over it. It's going to happen. We won.

So my story didn't really count, so I'll post it here, the story of how I ALMOST said no, kind of by accident.

.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.

Scottish stuff, ranked:

Well, okay, restaurant chocolate desserts are pretty much always gonna be non-vegan, and if you're a vegan and it's not at least a vegetarian restaurant, you're probably better off just not bothering with dessert, but if you're just buying a chocolate bar at the store, the chances of a bar of dark chocolate that costs…

A guy with an open gunshot wound is still arguably the healthiest person in a KFC.

i also defend anyone's right to free speech (just look at my lack of respect for grammar in this letter and tell me i'm not for communicating freely)

do people STILL not understand what contract riders are ACTUALLY for? the REAL purpose of these oddly specific riders is so that management can walk into a room and know weather or not the venue has actually read the whole contract.

This seems like a pretty reasonable response on his part. I don't particularly understand where the paragraph by paragraph snark is coming from.

So after being on tour, of sorts, I understand riders.

I'm a tremendous connoisseur of high quality snark. Absolutely love it. However, I'm thinking that Jack White's open letter was a genuine response to the release of the rider. The attempted pile-on strikes me as a bit excessive. I'm not seeing one-tenth the diva potential of Kanye West in Jack White's reply. No…

my college just hosted an absolute NO NAME band a few months ago and their list was 10x as bad as his. Better yet, the way the funding at my uni works is that you get compensated for club spending. So my friend had to spend $500 of her own money to buy this shit at some swanky health food grocery store and then hope…

I kinda love this rant.

Yeah I kinda want to be friends with her