Not juicy in a scandalous way, but definitely was the result of heavy snooping...

Nobody's made an #OccupyMyPants comment yet?

Hey now, don't knock him. I.. got my hands.. on footage of this manly intellectual lust magnet in action!

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records… …until I got kicked out of the library.

Is anyone else in love with the fact that over the past six years, these two have gone from not particularly liking each other to becoming America's favorite buddy cop movie?

Coming up this weekend we also have the "Great Easter Bunny Hunt" which is an annual fun family day of shooting small furry animals (but seriously they are a real problem and they'll either be shot quickly or poisoned slowly, so...).

More importantly, was it an inside job?!

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!

I dunno, I kinda like it. Nobody ever owns up to their shit anymore. There's never any truth in advertising. But this guy....

Lefty represent!

Unless there's something the shelter is hiding, how can they report "the children behaved too well"? I mean yeah, that could be abuse. Or it could just be strict parenting or even just luckily calm kids. I know I was extremely well behaved with strangers at that age. And my parents were strict, but in no way abusive.

I agree that this is an absolutely horrible situation, absolutely awful what happened to this little boy and his siblings. However, as a mandated child abuse reporter myself, I'm a little dismayed at the blame placed at the feet of the shelter organization where the family was living. Signs of physical abuse are…

Wait a second, they used John 8 as a supportive argument for stoning gays? Bible lesson for the day, everyone!

We are Russian.

We will make it clear that we will not sit idly by as our race is discriminated against, mocked, displaced, and violently attacked, all of which amount to white genocide, according to the United Nation's own definition of genocide.

About time! Nobody knows what it's like to experience White Person discrimination.

Etiquette 101: any adult invited to an event is given a plus one.

For the record my excuse is that spaghetti sandwiches are delicious.

You are supposed to say something self effacing like "But i have much better taste in partners' than she does" and then we'd be like "OH YOU."