Leigh Sales has never even been on the same continent as a taken prisoner. She’s like granite wrapped in steel.

I’m a constitutional purist. Except when a whore wants an abortion because something something-I’M A DOCTOR DAMMIT

$135,000 is not harsh for a textbook case of discrimination. Which this is. Discrimination. This is discrimination.

The question comes down to what the cake was. If they refused to make a cake with two brides on it or something stupid like that, they are fine to do so. they are stupid bigoted morons who smell like pee, but they can refuse to make a product that their business doesn’t make. McDonald’s won’t make you ramen, no matter…

and they fall in love with your nose hair.

That was my initial thought, too.

She doesn’t understand how people who have likely witnessed hundreds or thousands of preventable deaths would want those deaths to have been prevented.

I took it as something to point out how inherently sexist the language we use it. Then suggestions on how to avoid those built-in sexist mechanics, should you want to.

I can’t edit my errant comma and it’s making me bonkers...

When I was a kid my parents owned a late night pizza place. The pub across the road closed at midnight and after that, drunks would come in looking for food and they often sang (terribly).

They may not have meant it, but I’ve spoken to more than one person who says some of the lines in the song are verbatim what their attackers said.

Hilarious. That is what Piss Christ is.

Today is a sad day for food everywhere.

Realtalk for about 10 seconds, here:

I’ve been looking for a word for this for SO LONG.

This is the last two years of my life summarised in a paragraph. Add a whole lot of video gaming in there and it’s perfect.

If he still acts like that at 35, that’s probably just him now. Condolences. You dated a crybaby manchild.

Every time I think “This is it. We’ve hit Peak Fox News”, I’m always proven to be stupid and wrong.

For real... Video games. They just eat up hours on end and then all of a sudden it’s dark and I’ve left someone waiting at a bus station for 17 days in the snow and they’re being attacked by bears.

He’s probably just a weak-kneed buttlord who doesn’t want to feel like the bad guy by breaking up with you.