I semi-ghosted my way out of a long term, long distance relationship. I was purposely hard to get into contact with for a few months. Not because I wanted to be a jerk, but because I was feeling trapped in a relationship where my girlfriend had invested way too much of her daily happiness on me being around and i knew…

I’m not surprised by most of these. I had hoped for better from Selma Blair. Now I’m not allowed to have a crush on her, which is TERRIBLE.

Dat hairhat tho

The joys of Betamax.

Everyone in my office claims to love tea. Then they pull out a sampler box of Lipton or Twinings fruit teas and I die a little.

Goddamn. There aren’t enough butts in existence for her kicking fever to be properly satisfied.

Not to mention that it doesn’t taste like all of your painful childhood memories given form.

Disgusting, sugary, fruit flavoured yoghurt (That’s the spelling. Stop ruining spelling, AMERICA) is a curse on all of humanity.

Although we had one or two years where we seemed to be pretty flush, I had a big family with not a big budget. There was one year there that was so lean, I’m amazed that Christmas wasn’t cancelled. Frankly, my parents were amazing to give us the things they did. My partner’s childhood was oddly similar.

An ex girlfriend of mine had the same thing. She knew they were reasonably well-off, but her parents specifically hid just how well-off they were. She figured it out when she was about 13 when she realised that her father being an important person in a company that deals in oil is probably quite well paid.

President of the Chiropractor’s Association doesn’t understand basic medical science.

He certainly is a public figure. Even if the law was written with “Public Figure” meaning public servant, there’s obviously some precedent of it being applied to celebrities, or he wouldn’t be worried about it.

Oh yeah, I saw. His reasoning for making that bullshit claim is there for all to see, but it’s an afterthought.

He said “Not a public official,” which is completely true.

Although I would love to see every single disgusting thing Cosby has done brought to light and publicly accounted for, I really don’t like people making judgements on his legal representative.

Goddamn is this man handsome. I’m so mad people like this exist.

It’s amazing how many journalists don’t understand that authorial intent is not the deciding factor in communication.

There is practically zero chance of this woman contracting HIV. she’s more likely to fall over and drop her baby than contract HIV from a licensed tattoo artist in Australia.

I used to work with the brother of the Tattooist’s Guild president. I heard stories. They REALLY don’t fuck around when it comes to hygiene and safe practices.

I’d love for my girlfriend to propose to me.