A country with a comparable geographical size, economic makeup, and social construction is a good start. Now, if that country has a far smaller population, it would mean that distribution costs would be higher. That would mean that running a successful business or government budget would be more difficult. Fewer ways…

Australian unemployment is around 6% currently, which is considered high. There's also a robust universal healthcare system, and compulsory paid parental leave is likely to be made law in the near future.

I will never watch this. Not ever.

Pumpkin Seed Shotgun is the story I keep going back to in my head during unguarded moments. I'm just walking home from the train station, minding my own business and then BAM. My brain is full of pumpkin seeds.

Okay, let's get this list in order. So far Obummer is taking our jobs, guns, bibles, prayers, freedom, child pornography...

If this is what foreigners eat, I'm going to have to rethink this whole "don't be racist" thing I've been doing.

I bet these guys throw the raddest fucking parties.

Yeah pretty much. It's just easy to dump a lot of shit on them because their popularity is completely baffling to a hell of a lot of people.

They changed a lot from their first album to now. Their first stuff could've been the first steps on a road to being a really solid band, but instead they went for the most generic, samey, over-produced dreck since Bon Jovi.

Got me good. I was about to have so many mads and then you slapped me right in the face with a twist ending.

Sorry, but this guy is cool as heck.

Suggesting that he was unfit to touch his wife and child after being in the same room as people who do gross sex stuff that is icky seems pretty insulting.

Unfortunately this means that Helena's career is probably dead, too. She's done with being a Potter villain and nobody seems to want to give her work except Tim.

I'm surprised the murders in Cairns were so internationally publicised. It must be hard for the people there right now. Cairns is a smallish city that relies heavily on Summer tourism, so now the whole place seems to be in this weird mind space where they're upset and angry, while still being all smiles for the…

Your mum is fucking awesome. I'd love to be the obligatory "feat." on her next single.

This sounds like one of those special ironic hells from movies where they make you do something fun (like beat your family at Catan so bad they think it's your profession), but ruin it forever (like making it Monopoly instead).

Good job on not liking racism and stuff.

This is nuts and gum.

Goddamn I want to see me some James "Idris" Bond.

This is where dessert goes to die.