Done. And because I am An Old it will be coming to me in beautiful hold it in my hands while I drink a hot beverage in my bay window form.

Guise, this is where we start. All secretaries must be vetted by the Senate. Buy stamps (they are required to open and read every piece of mail-much more tiresome than postcards or email), call your senator and stay on the line until you get a person then tell them what you think. I don’t have a high opinion of…

I felt a spark of hope when Harry Reid didn’t back down after being threatened by Trump’s personal Eva Braun (seriously, you can’t tell me that lady doesn’t have a few human skin lampshades at home).

Guys! Make it stop!

The cabinet is shaping up to be a real life Legion of Doom.

Who do you guys think will emerge as the real Bat(wo)man to save this country from these comic book villains?

Libtard hypocrites being intolerant of intolerance!

Michelle Obama is straight up the classiest First Lady we have ever had. Maybe Jackie Kennedy or Eleanor Roosevelt ties. Melania is neither dignified not classy. She’s dumb as a brick and she’s gotta be shallow, not to mention tacky, as fuck if she’s willing to lie with a bloated cheeto penis in order to have that…

Guys, if you can, and even if it isn’t much, support the Guardian. They reported on several scandals other ignored (Homan square -illegal prison in Chicago-, torture by the military, counting the killed by police while no official stats exist, the Greenwald analysis) AND they follow up on issues (Flint, corruption).

Well, fuck. If it’s going to burn, make it an inferno I guess.

Actually yes

So is this the first time we’ve ever had a former softcore nude model as FLOTUS? Is... is that what NASCARmerica considers classy?

America, this is why we can’t have nice Presidents.

I’m the one resident conservative who reads Jezebel, I suppose, heh.

Ps I’m really trying not to say anything about Pam’s appearance because I have been doing my best to never insult people strictly based on looks... But Jesus Christ Pam .

I always find it funny when ugly white chicks try to be openly racist, when you really know they’re just jealous.

So here’s what drives me crazy about the media. From the Post article:

/decides to check jez one last time before bed

Why are you so intolerant of my intolerance?!?! - Racists.