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A friend’s little sister was riding in the backseat after an insane night of us drinking. She barfed in a top hat that happened to be in the car, and then tried bringing said top hat back INTO the car after she dumped the barf on the side of the road. Because who knows, maybe somebody needs that top hat.

We can do whatever we want, America is Mad Max now.

“I feel so it’s unfortunate that people still have these racist undertones,” he said.

They spent all day today saying they had ‘never met Steve Bannon’. As if meeting him in person fucking matters.

And Lindsey Graham will do it just for the giggles.

Plus Sam Brownback, plus Dave Heineman, plus a fucking PERDUE family member. It’s honestly everyone’s worst nightmare for the affected people for everyone position.

Cory Gardner is mine! Nothing could go wrong with this plan!

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I’m guessing it’s Mike + his boy intern. The conversion therapy didn’t work.

Mike Pence likes Justin Bieber music. People are saying this.

Aryan Bannon is also a Goldman Sachs alum. Somehow the swamp is so very swampy still.

I think in general people are going to initially fuck up on being any type of ally. The intent is what we need to focus on, rather than continuing this infighting BS.

What about the fact that our political culture is just cyclical? Very rarely does any party get a ‘third term’, because we’re impatient for change as a society. You’ve had 8 years, you didn’t get it done!

I voted for Bernie in the primary.

Hey PAM. Pam. Over herrrrre, PAM. You come at the queen, you best not miss!

You forgot funny. She’s been funny as hellllll!