Something tells me Emma is saying to herself, “The Beast is nothing like that expired salmon roll, you fucking idiot.”

How we are all feeling right now.

Good. This family has never felt push back in their entire lives. Welcome to the real world, assholes.

Dear god, his face. 11/10 would heckle.

I laughed as soon as I saw that picture. It is the perfect, huffy, “just heckled by random teens” face. Keep it up, kids.

It’s still too close to the election for me to be mature so this makes me laugh too.

Kids know how to stay on message.

This is the best thing that’s happened today, and I say that as someone who has hot, fresh chocolate chip cookies cooling on the kitchen counter.

I bet he has his chicken parm cut up for him before it gets to the table.

Quality Italian not to be confused with across the street’s Cut-Rate Mexican.

The way climate change is covered in our media and during the elections makes it seem like it’s not big deal. I often travel for work and so many other countries cover climate change issues seemingly daily. We hardly mention it in comparison.

Life on Earth will survive anything we throw at it. It will adapt, eventually. We will not survive what we throw at it. And most of the flora and fauna will not survive. But life itself will.

Effects are already being felt in my sector (non-profit). We are collectively shitting ourselves. Since last Tuesday, there have been press releases, frenzied emails and requests for meetings to strategize. We can’t afford to wait. When they repeal the ACA, there is a going to be a major overhaul of social services…

But all of trump’s fingers are pinky fingers.

I keep hoping for an announcement saying the elections were hacked and Hilary really won.

The post-press conference commentary I listened to talked about Obama showing great restraint by not engaging on Bannon. Then they played a clip of Kellyanne Conway saying “if people think I would have managed a campaign that was based on alt-right principles, I’m offended by that and the 60 million voters would be…

the morning trump was elected i jokingly (in semi-tears) said to my boyfriend “good morrrrning president trump!!!!” (a la good morning vietnam) which caused my boyfriend and i to launch into a fake song entitled “good morning, president trumppppp!” while we danced and did jumping jacks and gesticulated towards…

I keep dreaming of the EC saying “fuck the consequences, we can’t let this happen. Congress will keep Hillary in line and Hillary will keep Congress in line. 4 years of gridlock is better than the alternative!”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

I didn’t get to listen to the entire press conference but during all the parts I did hear, I noticed that Obama avoided mentioning our president-elects name, except for once. He specifically used “incoming president” or “president-elect”. He must have taken a cue from his wife, which made me happy. Let’s all do the…