I know everyone is grossed out by the T swift attempt to be Be.

This is what kills me about the idea that we should election “non-politicians” to public office of any kind - and this is an idea that comes from both sides of the isle.

Just to pass a citizenship test I now know more about how those things work than our current President.

Your east coast elitism is hurting my feelings!

I’m not American, have never lived in the U.S. and clearly have a far better sense of how the American government works than the person who is now in charge of it. We live in a very strange world.

This is the garbled nonsense who has NO RIGHTFUL CLUE how the branches of the federal government work, what their respective powers are, and how a bill becomes a law.

It ain’t nothin but a Hamptons Labor Day Par-tae

This deserves more stars.

These truly are the end times.

Further proof that I need not have either natural talent or training to do whatever the fuck I wanna do!

Taylor Swift’s next album will be “a real mix of edgier hip-hop and R&B sounds.”

Let me stop you right there, my bro

It will be entitled “Pink Lemonade.”

hard pass on taylor swift

And a Silver Alert would go out for Bill, entranced and wandering the streets alone

Yeah, how hard is it to say “there is no excuse for violence or harassment of others, particularly in my name” but he’s too fucking stupid to say even that.

I’m sure the guy who named a literal white supremacist his senior advisor is RRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAALLLYYYY upset about this epidemic of hate crimes done in his name.

Yeah, it would help if immediately before this he didn’t gaslight everyone experiencing hate crimes, and suggest that it wasn’t actually happening and that it’s all a trick by the media.

“So so sad that people are trying to hold me accountable for my racism.”

And let’s contemplate for a moment that CBS/60 Minutes had him on tape for several days asking his followers to cool it, but sat on that comment. I mean, it was a pretty weak statement from him, but *still*.