At the eye doctors when they’re shooting that puff of air right into your eye and they have to keep redoing it because you keep blinking.

Winterfell under Ramsey Bolton?

Hideous men = beautiful.

He looks like a goddamned scooby doo villain.

Gre’thor?

“Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?”

It’s probably just like the one he makes Melania wear.

Apropos of nothing, as soon as I get home from voting tomorrow I’ll break out the wine and retire the Trump > Drumpf Chrome extension I got from John Oliver all those months ago. It has served me well, but I figure the rotten yam of a candidate deserves one last night with his chosen name.

The bathroom after eating Haribo’s Sugar-free gummie bears

having a colonoscopy?

“Is there any place more fun to be than a Trump rally?”

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

I’m going to sound like one of those feminists without a sense of humor in 3, 2, 1....

Attorney with years of experience reviewing emails here.

Hillary Clinton has been investigated for over 20 years, and they haven’t found anything on her.

I am pretty sure if he read this, he’d say, “95 windows? Nonsense, we have thousands of windows in my hotels, worth millions of dollars! The finest windows, the best windows, made by the best craftsmen! I could go on!”

On Sunday, November 6, FBI Director James Comey reported anew that the Bureau finds no reason to bring criminal charges against Clinton despite her “extremely careless” treatment of classified material.

Watching my dad push the mouse around gingerly and messing up the left and right clicker is kind of amazing. He hates the devil box but will go on ebay if you open the browser for him.

re: 650K emails - I think Trump must believe that must involve someone printing out all 650K emails, then reading each one individually and marking them up with a highlighter. I guess he hasn’t gotten the memo that one could use computers to review 650K emails in some sort of automated fashion.

All bark and no bite!