It doesn’t matter, Comey got what he wanted and Clinton was hurt in the polls just like planned.

Black president

I’m sure they’ll declare it over and over again on message boards far and wide. And then they won’t do anything in the real world.

I said this elsewhere, but I think it apparently needs to be recounted assuming anyone around here is confused on this point.

I really love this notion that if you sexually assault women and they don’t file a complaint, it magically stops being sexual assault.

‘And when you’re a star, they let you do it.’ That phrase implies consent.

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

That’s a very glass half full approach. I like it.

Balls

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

I’m sad for you because this means you’ve never watched Parks and Rec.

That’s because they’ve never heard my Hitler cover band, The Reich Stuff.

BLOOM: And if you need a refresher on post World War I Germany, they had an authoritarian political outsider stoking xenophobia in a nation where the poor felt marginalized, and blaming complex problems on scapegoated minorities!

Between this and the Daveed Diggs video today, I’m feeling very targeted by the media. I’M ALREADY VOTING FOR HER MEDIA AND I HAVE DONE TONS OF VOLUNTEERING AND DONATED MONEY TOOOOOOOO

Please allow me to decipher the language of the emoji. Cara surrounded a *sun* with *middle fingers* and preceded @victoriassecret with a *heart*

They only stay around if you keep feeding them. I tend to lure them into a trap, then take them in for their shots and a neutering, then set them loose again miles from where I live.

On my 21st birthday I got so drunk I started throwing olives and limes at a bartender, was dragged out of the bar by my boyfriend and woke up with a tree branch in my hair.

“and like any good wife, she’s standing by her husband, right or wrong, mostly wrong.”

Tl;dr stop bugging my husband about his tiny hands because his feelings are hurt.