He won’t read. He’ll make someone else do it and tell him what decision to make.

I just laugh cried. Kind of like all the memes with Melania just repeating what Michelle says in their ‘meeting’ yesterday. Hurts so good.

You DO understand that the American people just voted for a person who said he will ban an entire religious group, called Mexicans rapists and criminals, said he can sexually assault women without repercussion? The one that told his supporters to inflict violence on protestors? The one who is ALREADY denying media…

I know that this being Jezebel that I will be raked over the coals but its alright. I have an honest question, do you people really believe that EVERY person who voted for Trump is a violent racist, misogynist, homophobe, rapist?

Well, he has added Kris Kobach to his transition team. So everything he said in his speech after winning is basically bullshit, like we assumed it would be. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

But only a small LARGE hopeful part of me that did not HOPES HE WILL die.

I think he regrets it for fucking sure. I just think he’ll give all the work to everyone else and be a shitty figurehead.

Yeah, I think it was telling that that was the only thing McConnell opposed on his 100 day plan. SURE, deport everyone, lock up women & media, discriminate openly and institutionally - but once your decision threatens MY job, nope!

Ben Sasse, John McCain, Jeff Flake....fingers crossed. We’ll see if they still have the cajones and can resist the power grab.

YEAH, Chuck! I love this story, hadn’t heard this until now.

If you honestly think middle America would have voted for an east coast socialist Jew, then I posit your question back to you. I’m from the midwest. I know just how much they enjoy people that are like themselves.

thank you so much for this giggle

So he’d rather kill his fellow Americans + anyone else Trump decides sucks?

I like you

Yeah, see the thing is - the equivalencies don’t line up quite well. HRC never threatened entire swaths of the American people with hate-filled rhetoric or threatened the hundreds of years of work we’ve already done for equality for all of us.

I ran really fucking fast through the park last night like Phoeboe on Friends. Without the smile.

Maybe you call in sick that day.

I sent something similar to my office today. I’m where I grew up at the moment - deeply red - and work in a deeply blue state. I feel an insane fury when I’m walking around in public right now.

I’m in Nebraska right now - where I grew up - and I have a nice, low level boil of rage fueling everything I do right now.