THIS. This is the privilege of knowing that it won’t affect them if she doesn’t have it. There are plenty of us that had something to lose, or at least cared about the people who did, to get our fucking sorry asses to the polls.

I’ll also pitch Farm Aid, because we need to support organizations that are up against corporate interests in favor of the little guy & gal.

You mean the suffering of policies and funding that support programs and initiatives that benefit the middle and lower class? Like Planned Parenthood? Like healthcare for all? Like taxes that don’t overburden them and reward those at the top?

Did you have to say huge though? Salt, man.

We just fucked ourselves.

We apparently hate ourselves.

They just interviewed a woman in Michigan who trawled on and on about voting for Trump because he was going to take back America. FUCK. OFF. YOUFUCKINGIDIOT.

WHAT IS HAPPENING??!?!?!?!?!

In a freaking job interview I somehow said ‘my first husband...’. And now 9 years later, I’m getting divorced. FORESHADOWING.

I think that’s why the contingent of women who viscerally hate HRC is so insane to me. YOU KNOW what she’s been through, on some level. Fucking Mitt Romney, this year, said “I don’t know why she can’t be what I expected her to be.” WHAT I EXPECTED HER TO BE. WHY CAN’T SHE BE WHAT I EXPECTED....

A donkey’s asshole.

Alternatively, HAPPY for he/she because it means he/she gets to watch Parks & Rec for the FIRST TIME!! Byyyyeee byeee lil’ Sebastian....

She’s definitely not. I don’t know how to share without outing myself but - nope.

For a long while I was annoyed at being asked this question. I was married. Then I moved to a liberal-minded state and people gave zero fucks about my life choices, and that was so lovely. Now I’m old and divorced and officially the crazy aunt who maybe has a drinking problem, so no one asks anymore YAY.

Yeah I don’t remember Hillary having that nose.

GBR

I think you’re my friend.

It’s not quite public, but it’s not private either.