Honestly, the only good thing coming from this fucking POS’ run for the presidency is that we’re having this conversation. YES, this happens. All the fucking time. People have been commenting on, touching, grabbing my body since I was 8 years old. I am not alone in this.

It’s been awhile since we’ve had a good team, how ‘bout you let us have some nice things, mmmmkay? Gooooooo Biiiiiiiiiig Reeeeedddddd!

Someone who shared a really horrible thing I was going through with basically everyone in her life - same thing. I’m HONEST. No dude, you’re a gossipy bitch who loves kicking people when they’re down.

Oh MAN. I don’t know. I can’t ask at this point, it’s been like a month and that’s just weird. I’m guessing she wasn’t saying I look like Lauren Graham.

I’m Louis CK’ing you...happy marriages tend to not end. Unhappy marriages aren’t helping anyone.

I am not a Gilmore watcher but someone told them I remind them of Lorelai. I would like to know if this is good or bad, kthxbye.

What does she call her boobs? Perfection? Me, too. #saranfan4lyfe

Someone asked me if they were boring me last night and I had to say, nope, just too much forehead botox. I can’t lift my fucking eyebrows.

I just rage stroked and this is my spirit telling you to tell that man, because I’m sure it’s a man, to fuck right the fuck off.

And Rachel made an excellent trifle one year for Thanksgiving.

As the wife of an almost three years sober guy - I feel you. He went through a period where it seems like it was life events and he would be fine...but maybe better if he just stays sober. I applaud your strength and wish you the very best always.

I think he’s saying ‘big league’. Maybe.

take all my stars for the day please

That assertion gives me strength. Because that means they know she cleaned his clock.

Wowwwww. Wow. Dude. He must be all butt hurt that reporters were immediately asking him afterward whether he was coming to the next two debates.

#clenchedbuttholemouth?

I was sitting listening the whole time, alternately covering my eyes and looking around to my room of fellow liberals, wondering if I was that biased or if this was real life. This is real life, right?!

Half a joint and four beers.

Huh?! I live in Colorado. I have to disagree. Also....the Bible Belt is the southeast and south central US.

I heard someone say a similar sentiment - ‘Save the Earth, save the Earth...the Earth is going to be just fine. She’ll spit us off and just keep going.”