Should have been 100%

Obligatory cat pic: meet Max. He is majestic, and he turns 14 in three days.

Or sometimes, SOME attention. I’ve been cheated on and cheated myself - it’s never been about someone being smoking hot and having to fuck them.

As a nonprofit fundraiser who does not wish to also be a pole dancer, I say thank you, kind person.

wait. I KNOW that guy. I wish we didn’t all know that guy.

I always thought it was a sick burn to say that someone didn’t bother to transfer your contact.

I’m starting to think Cory Booker is Derek Jeter levels of not gay.

She’s actually a really great activist and artist. So Page Six calling her an instagram poet makes me think Page Six employs the kids who think instagram poet > actual activist/artist.

THIS is ugly?! Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yeah, god forbid your child learn the power of peaceful protest and standing up for something she believes in.

If you want change, EARN IT.

Oh how I hate the cheek kiss. I will hug the shit outta anyone who will let me, but the cheek kiss is so awkward for me.

I have big boobs and strong arms. I will hug until the end of time.

Gooooooo Biiiiiiiiiiiiiggg Reeeeeeeeeeed! GO BIG RED!

I dated some dumbasses when I was her age too. She’ll hopefully grow out of it.

I moved from Nebraska (home) to Boston (YAY!) for 5 years. When I arrived I wanted to hug all of my fellow liberal nut-jobs everyday, but they tend to frown on hugging. And smiling.

I DO have a degree in psychology. Still doesn’t mean I can armchair diagnose public figures. How about we just don’t vote for him and call it good?

I’m glad he’s your ex.

Uh, YEAH. There’s a tree that blooms each spring that also smells like semen. Blech.

I was raped when I was in college, passed out in a friend’s bed. Woke up to him having sex with me. At the time, I rationalized the situation with all of the typical “Well, I shouldn’t have been so drunk. I shouldn’t have stayed at his house. I should have left with my friends.”