I’d rather be 10 lbs heavy and happy than no sugar. No sugar = no life.

Our cat likely kept us together longer than if we didn’t have him to talk about.

I really want to love these stories but I’ve never had a pot brownie that didn’t immediately taste like pot. Even if you don’t know what pot tastes like, you know there’s something funky happening. So. I want to believe, but I have to call bullshit on the unwittingly eating pot narrative.

You know what happened to me once?

Who is the pussy NOW, Eastwood?

Medford! I lived in Medford for a second. I love how much Boston natives love their town, it’s insane.

Dude you know she has one. You know she actually loves this crabwalk shit.

I could use both kinds of Vitamin D currently. Thanks for the idea!

Fans can be creepy as fuck. I’m so confused by people who want photos of famous people, with them or of them sleeping of all things, just to post on social media.

I am 35, just left my husband, live in my sister’s basement and don’t own a car. Heeeyyyoooooo! Internet high fives all around!

Is this a thing that people do? Call the cops when their email is hacked?

Black Ajax by Locksley

Kara, you made my workout so much fun this morning. I’ve been listening to the same 5 playlists for-ev-er. R.E.D.!! Love it, thank you.

This is my favorite reply I’ve ever received on this fine site.

Oh for sure, assholes are everywhere. I work in nonprofit fundraising. I’ve never worked anywhere where good ol’ boys preferred to speak to my male volunteers about sponsorship and refused to return my phone calls, where the locals do everything they can to not talk to me and ask other locals questions they can’t…

Me normally: America has a complicated, racist and misogynistic history.

Welcome to the fam, Bobby! I was wearing Gizehs long before NYFW told me to. Hot tip: eBay for your Birkies.

AND ANOTHER THING...an alternate view of history might say that if she didn’t have to battle constant societal, institutional and blatant misogyny her entire life, her first term as president likely would have been in 1992.

She didn’t claim to be co-president. Other people claimed she was co-president. And none of us get anywhere without the help someone else along the way, including Bill Clinton.