Rob’s delighted fake smile face and Sharon’s sneer that turns into a laugh are....they’re just too good. I love this show.

I was talking about Rob Delaney, but okay. Kanye’s fine.

I love him so much. I love Catastrophe more.

I thought I was all cool with turning 30 (5 yrs ago). The night before my bday I pounded a bottle of wine and a joint. It’s all good now.

I don’t know...the anticipation of my own personal level of “smug liberal ahahahahahahaha succckkkkkerrrrsssssss!” is really making this whole thing enjoyable.

But I think in this case it’s actually warranted. Like, actual parallels based on factual, historical record.

Please take all the stars for today

I had one and I got to a point where the meat was stuck together by mold. Never again.

Yeah my bad. Girl power got me too excited :)

Sniff. This is a tough read. Not surprising at all, unfortunately.

These were also my dad’s rules growing up. Huh.

I’m a control freak AND a tiger in the sack.

Word for word, you just described my ex.

Yeah, god forbid they hold him accountable for something he said he did.

My husband and I flew with our cat across the country about a dozen times while he was in grad school. Frontier makes you pay at the counter rather than ahead of time, and the nice lady forgot to take our money once. We realized, huh, they never actually check to see whether we’ve paid at any point in this process.…

I had my first one last year. The actual procedure, NBD. The prep suuuuuucks.

Ellen, I think they all know each other from SNL. Geez, lady. Brush up on your current culture.

Why have I never heard pro boner in my life to this point? I’ll remember this day.

THIS. Some rich white dude told me he wasn’t interested in politics. I replied ‘No SHIT. Things have been going pretty well for you since EVER.’