I freaking love this article. And this:

As a wife whose husband sides with his family, I commend you for supporting your wife. I did jack shit to them and I’ve been treated like an outsider for 15 years.

I dunno, my high school basically taught me nothing that helps me live real life.

I have this MIL. You can’t win. Accept what you cannot control. Minimize contact as much as possible.

I work in a very casual nonprofit office. We all wear jeans almost every day, unless it’s hot and then people wear skirts or cotton-y something. One chick wears yoga pants or some form of stretchy material every single day. I’ve been wearing gizeh birkenstocks since the dawn of time. I love that I don’t have to wear…

Saving this gif because it’s turning into my favorite thing to say to the kids.

What about the fact that he referred to Rowanne as Roseanne in his tweets? An ex-girlfriend and he doesn’t even remember her correct, distinct name? That was in the article?

I spray my mattress down with tea tree oil/water mixture while washing my mattress pad. I should vacuum it too, but I’m lazy.

He’s a disgusting person - chlamydia personified - but an AMAZING guitarist. I wish he would do a blues album.

Let’s be real, Taylor probably fanned the flames of a Selena/Orlando pairing because bad blood and all that shit with Katy.

Kelly. Girl. Just stop. You had us on your side on day 2 but now you’re just being a fucking child. People get new jobs, people move on, your tiny world will not implode.

- All the people who comment on People articles

Cheating is generally a symptom, not the cause. Not that I’m saying she cheated. Just that blissfully married people tend to not cheat.

Roy sent flowers instead of wine. How very Becky of her.

Blen is the perfect name for them. Sounds like greige. Ecru. Mother of pearl. Bleeeeeehhhhhhn.

I like people that don’t like me TOO much. Too much liking, wtf is wrong with you?!

I love your brain.

And then has the gall to judge YOU as not being interesting. Pfffffft.

And really think about myself, about what do I really want for the rest of my life? Because this is, like, getting to the last chapter of this book. And I really want to think about it very carefully, about where I want to go...And at this point, honestly Aisha, I have no idea.

Is this the new way to get attention for your shit songs, Meghan? I’m all for body positivity but because I have a strong irrational hate for this chick, I assume it’s all a ruse.