Whatevs, we know it’s these fancies that act like proper ladies who are freaky wildcats in the sack. When you repress and pretend, it’s gotta come out somewhere.

I am just here to say that’s a really lovely way to exist in the world.

...and fucking win the election on the back of the woman’s vote. There are enough of us.

I was one of your crazy customers and I love you. Raspberry seltzer oreo greek chopped salad love you. I’m also really glad to hear she’s a kind, unassuming person. I love people like that.

Oh shit. Okay, now go to Oleana. Then go to Seta’s in Watertown/Belmont area. Myers + Chang. Coppa. I’m so excited for your tummy.

OHMYGODI’MJUSTHERETOTALKABOUTJOANNECHANG!

I don’t know, I’m kind of over Solange and her deciding what’s cool.

I channel Sweet Dee in this episode when I’m drunk enough.

I haven’t slept well for about three years without some help. This is what I currently take and love. http://www.amazon.com/Deep-Sleep-Her…

I’m so confused by Sophia. Where in the original post does Jessica insinuate they had drama?

Remember Michelle’s speech? About climbing the ladder and not slamming the door behind you? I’m gonna miss Michelle.

Me. And I did not erase and I would do it again!

Didn’t mean to impart that at all. I just think sometimes the public doesn’t consider how difficult it must be to be constantly on, constantly nice, constantly available. To everyone.

Ask yourself how you might feel after a lifetime of people expecting access to you every time you left your house.

So far Cherry Wine but now I have to go over it all again! I love this album.

I was strictly vodka cocktails for so long. The hipster bars that are everywhere now frown on vodka though, so it’s good to know I like this shit too.

Do it! Get it! Have all the fun!

Fitz & The Tantrums ‘Hand Clap’ is my fucking JAM right now. Like to the point of dancing and clapping in front of the mirror while I get ready. Houndmouth is always a good time. And surprisingly to me, Hozier’s rest of album is so.fucking.GOOD. So good.

Somewhat yes, but I still have trouble. I’ve gained ten pounds twice and they won’t budge no matter what.