He heard it was a mirror and he knew it was right for him.

My town actually still has a Sears. The fact that it had enough sales to last this long is particularly sad because you can walk through and not see anyone.

I’ve never understood why some people will drive around FOREVER to get a spot close to the building. They’re going to be walking all over the place once they get inside, so why not just park wherever you can?

So the VP slot is where it’s at.

Maybe enough people will get confused and vote for OUR befuddled, pervy, elderly guy.

They’re still better than the Kardashians.

He was just tired.

Using the n-word in a racially-sensitive manner?

He always looks moist.

I usually use “OK” as an acknowledgment that I’ve seen the text. It’s either that or nothing, so I think it’s fine.

Point them to the dietary laws and they say the Old Testament doesn’t apply. Because they want shrimp & bacon.

The Bible says a murder shall be put to death.

“God talked to me, and he reinforced my beliefs and wants me to do what I already want to do! How great is that?”

But her star rose dramatically during the hearings, in which she made the choice to embrace a full-throated defense of Donald Trump, who in turn praised her as a “new Republican star” citing her combative exchanges with House Intelligence chair Adam Schiff and her bullish push of Republican talking points.

If we dissolve presidential assassins, then when someone uses the badge & gun society allows him to use to flat-out murder someone, he should have his remains dealt with as you suggest. At least.

1. He’s a cop’s son.

Trump is making sure he can rely on the war criminal vote.

Let them drink Red Bull™.