anacanapana
anacanapana
3/10/20
10:38 AM
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Actual news has been indistinguishable from the Onion for several years now.

3/10/20
10:35 AM
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A company you’ve never heard of provides a “free” app that routes your data through their servers? No way that could go badly.

3/2/20
4:02 PM
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“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” she continued as he exited the stage. “He’s got that Trump DNA.” Read more

2/27/20
12:46 PM
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Or, she wrote this article because disingenuous people love to say “HOW WILL YOU PAY FOR IT?!?!?!” about every Democratic candidate, despite the information being freely available.

2/27/20
12:44 PM
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First medicare is not free. I paid into it for over 50 years and I still pay monthly premiums. I worked for it and I paid into it. Read more

2/6/20
4:16 PM
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And then President Bumblefuck forgot to reinforce that message and went to talking shit about Pelosi ripping his speech in half. Read more

1/26/20
8:59 AM
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“There’s always a huge dissipation of energy and a feeling of relief, release, freedom”
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1/17/20
12:19 PM
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You can’t buy taste or class, but you CAN buy a stronger chin (Ivanka being the only one who appears to have made that wise choice) and you CAN buy clothes that fit properly.

1/3/20
11:20 AM
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This morning he’s strutting on Twitter, saying it should have happened much sooner. Read more

1/3/20
11:16 AM
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I’ve never seen a lawyer plead the fifth as he’s trying a case, so GO FOR IT, RUDY.