Actual news has been indistinguishable from the Onion for several years now.
A company you’ve never heard of provides a “free” app that routes your data through their servers? No way that could go badly.
Or, she wrote this article because disingenuous people love to say “HOW WILL YOU PAY FOR IT?!?!?!” about every Democratic candidate, despite the information being freely available.
Too bad Deadspin’s writers were chased off by morons - Drew Magary told us this would happen a couple of weeks ago. Read more
You can’t buy taste or class, but you CAN buy a stronger chin (Ivanka being the only one who appears to have made that wise choice) and you CAN buy clothes that fit properly.