Looks like “darling” is like “sir:” whenever Trump uses it as if he’s quoting someone who talked to him, it was never said and he’s making it up.

Hitler once said that if the Nazis had gotten their asses kicked right at the beginning, they never would have taken power.

Can everything Jim Jordan says be replaced with fart sounds? 

Unfortunately, Patricia Heaton believes that sexual misconduct must be taken to term, so he couldn’t just stop.

Yeah, let’s not let someone’s words or actions demonstrate whether or not they’re racist. Instead we should take the time to find out if they’re racist. Funny how you leave out how that should be done.

Of course they aren’t going to address racism.

except Sen. Susan Collins

JFC. I didn’t know about that.

The only way that fucker would resign would be if it was on 1/19/2021 so:

“I hear it’s a joke. I haven’t watched. I haven’t watched for one minute because I’ve been with [Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan]. Which is much more important, as far as I am concerned,”

And then I claim the empty throne for myself and rally thousands to my standard.

Hey, Jimmy Fallon wedged himself into a musical bit that didn’t need him. It’s almost as if he needs approval so badly he’ll attach himself to his guests at any opportunity.

It’s obvious - Epstein died in federal custody while on suicide watch, neither Clinton has been in any federal office in nearly a decade and Trump is the chief executive of the federal government with a bootlicking Attorney General.

From the linked article:

Brent: Listen! No listen! We can get... Jason Alexander!

I was at an event where someone asked him what his secret was.

Downside: it’s from the Pulaski season AND she’s in it.

“Giving” something to someone isn’t capitalism. That’s charity.

Now explain the continued existence of Donald J. Trump and how it fits into your dumb little explanation of how capitalism works.