In case you didn’t know: a person can be good at football and also not very intelligent.

Art Modell was granted a new franchise for Baltimore - he moved his NFL organization, but not the franchise. The Browns franchise was deactivated for three years.

The NFL awarded Modell a NEW franchise for Baltimore and “deactivated” the Browns franchise for 3 years.

So if a catch is made, then the receiver fumbles but no one recovers because the referee is standing over the ball (sidenote: making contact with him can get you ejected and grabbing the ball from under him can get you a delay-of-game penalty), the catch is retroactively incomplete.

“I think that the Democrats want to make a deal — I really do, I feel that.”

It’s a national emergency that’s so dangerous and so urgent he waited two fucking years to do anything about it.

11 minutes left in the game, Ravens down 20-3:

“Karma, BITCH!” - Jesus

To be fair, Aikman had between 6-8 concussions (2 “severe”) and Joe Buck is...Joe Buck.

For what’s felt like the entire college football season, Notre Dame had the air of championship pretenders, despite running the table through their hand-picked schedule.

I mean, we know where he found Ivanka - he’s been horny for her for years.

Make me an offer. I set up a Venmo (not linked to my FB, obviously).

He said he’d resign if he refused to consider Sharper for permanent enshrinement after he was convicted of rape. But he refuses to consider someone for a single-season honor because he skipped practices.

I saw his most recent special and he called out everyone for looking at his hands to see if they were shaking.

Now THAT is how you do clickbait - take a couple of phrases to make it sound like he’ll be dead very soon.

With D-Link’s new 5G NR router, all you need is electricity and a SIM card to say goodbye to cable forever.

Considering how often Alexa pipes up with an answer when you didn’t ask her anything, imagine your dishwasher/microwave/etc turning on randomly throughout the day.

Now I can blow my 10gb data cap in a single day!

It was the manager, not a random employee.