And failed to do so, which definitely tracks. 

He’s used to humid cold.

Have you ever felt like someone around you was acting strangely, and you’ve wondered whether or not it could be related to drugs? If so, it’s not uncommon, unfortunately, and one of the drugs that is all-too-often abused, even by people who would otherwise seem very unlikely to abuse substances, is called Adderall.

His family is German anyway.

NASA’s kicking off the new year with a dick pic.

Trump refuses to release his tax returns, unlike every other major candidate since Nixon.

FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

And precisely ONE of those QBs was actually a good NFL QB.

1. Democrats have offered exactly what border agents are asking for.

THANK YOU.

The only way I’d actually like Gordon Ramsay is if he turned that kind of rage on the “Amy’s Baking Company” couple who were stealing their employees’ tips.

A UK tabloid provides Twitter clickbait that doesn’t have a payoff.

Maybe he’s not talking to the press. His mother is a part of the press and used to speaking to people and being on camera, so she’s handling that part of things.

Perhaps because she’s a news anchor and used to being on camera and he isn’t.

Didn’t he already say the wall would save money over what we allegedly spend on undocumented immigrant benefits?

Anything bad or illegal, ever. He’s just so incredibly good and perfect at everything, he can’t do anything wrong. Even if he wanted to. Which he doesn’t, because he’s wonderfully awesomely good and smart.

Maybe Trump is successful with SOME of his obstruction.

“We” didn’t do this - the founders did with that fucking Electoral College.

So thankful Lucas isn’t running things. An article like this would inspire him to bring back Jar Jar.

He’s just emulating his idols.