The American decision to withdraw represented at least a tactical victory for Mr. Putin, who intervened in Syria in September 2015 with the primary goal of re-establishing Russia as a power to be reckoned with in the Middle East, analysts said.

Of course he didn’t signal.

Nothing proves someone isn’t missing like another person saying she’s upset about the reports that she’s missing. It’s also great when a man steps up to tell us what feminism means and how feminists should behave.

I miss not knowing Cardi B and Offset exist.

I am Jesse and I approve this message.

So Brian Hoyer will be taking them through the postseason?

I just woke up from a nap, so I may have been the only person not to get this.

The latter would be far more merciful.

Here’s hoping this results in the Greatest Moment in Poop History article.

“I never wanted the attention,”

That position would get in the way of him selling (more) confidential information to Mohammad Bin Salman.

Now he’ll have time to actually become a geologist.

The best “thoughts & prayers” I can offer Drew- an assortment of Caucasoid names recently referenced on the FB page of a school in my area:

Between occasional emails from his ghostwriter saying the next book is done, you mean.

The As will still play there. Think of all the money they'll save by not painstakingly making the field ready for NFL games during baseball season. 🙄

“I’m leaving you for someone else...in two years. But I want to live with/have sex with you in the meantime.”

Donald Trump would absolutely fuck his own clone.

Pewdiepie is fine and not a racist piece of shit. It’s easy to say he is if you read headlines and don’t provide context.

Hey, they have to offer him something so he’ll appreciate their good-faith effort at compromise and he’ll be nice and cooperate with them on everything they want.