For you Elite Dangerous players, it’s 59,050 light seconds away from Sol.

One of these days, Trump will do something that doesn’t make him look like an alien in a badly-fitting skin suit who only has a basic understanding of human behavior.

Hey, maybe Meghan will have a daughter and grab all the attention she can when that daughter is in the spotlight - in which case she will avoid her mother at all costs while Meghan sells interviews to tabloids about how warped her daughter has become. Just be a terrible excuse for a parent (and human).

Imagine where we’d be if George Wallace had been elected in 1968 instead of Nixon. Yeah, of those two, NIXON was actually the better option.

Hats. She definitely reads hats.

People like this racist old lady make me think Rachel Dolezal went about it the wrong way, but had the right idea.

Exactly.

After complaining that the Duchess of Sussex believes unsubstantiated stories about him in the press, Markle then commented on a few unsubstantiated stories about his daughter in the press

Ah, the classic “You’re intolerant for not tolerating my intolerance.”

I’m 5'11" and, due to medicines I’ve taken, once got up to 225 pounds. I was nowhere NEAR the size of his gut/ass/hips. He HAS to be closer to 300.

John Oliver did something like this a while back.

I’m 44, and I remember learning that Alex Jones is a month younger than me. Then, I was in my mid-30s. I was certain he was at LEAST 20 years older.

Note how Trump was seated at the end of the row to avoid that issue.

Brut.

Imagine how much he hates Putin for getting him elected.

Huh. I guess the “beta test” consisting of the people who already bought the game and started less than a month before launch didn’t encounter these problems?

this play happened with seven seconds left...Gruden cost his team a timeout for no good reason

he at least got to yell a bunch of profanities at the refs.

Huh. He’s normally so good at expecting what’s obviously about to happen.

I live in the Boston area. How fucking ruined ... people... are