“Mack’s heroics made it feel like he was in total control of the entire game”

Hey, if making me happy is what it takes for humanity not to embrace evil ideologies and commit atrocities, that’s fine by me.

AHHHHH. That’s the good number shit right there.

Spouse anacanapana & I watched Hard Knocks and are now emotionally invested in the Browns. Our local CBS affiliate showed the end of regulation today, then didn’t show OT because of the NFL restrictions. I jumped on my laptop and found an online stream - missed less than a minute. The damn game left her with a minor…

I desperately want this to happen.

WTF is with great women racers of the early 20th Century also being Fascists?

He told people close to him that he only wants to catch passes from Tom Brady.

Any estimate on how fast they were going? I’ve looked at a few articles and it’s not mentioned. Just curious.

What you’re missing: he’s an asshole.

Hey, Donnie? The entire reason they make these things in China is because it’s cheaper to do so. If they make them stateside, they will cost more - possibly more than they would cost with the tariffs.

Guys. GUYS. Nobody showed up for our July 4th civil war kickoff. I brought cookies and drinks - a LOT of cookies and drinks - and literally no one showed up.

“Also those Mexicans who are somehow both lazy and taking our jobs.”

Never underestimate how much a certain type of person hates the idea of a woman running things. Even other women.

The problem was that she didn’t notice she got that penalty and proceeded to reprimand the ref for the earlier penalty.

I’ve seen an NFL coach unload a torrent of profanities about a call on the field, then turn away from the ref saying “Fuck you” - THAT’S what got a flag.

You will never do another one of my matches.

Winner of the Cardi B/Nicki Minaj thing: me, because I’m still only aware that they both exist and nothing more.

Yes, “alternative views.”