“I hope” is the equivalent of putting your FB status as “Don’t even ask” - it’s trolling for replies.

He’ll have a massive coronary on the toilet, leaving behind a empty bowl (impacted colon due to his diet) and a badly misspelled, half-finished tweet on his phone.

The news is referring to McCain’s memorial service as “celebrating his life.”

That’s not from the flag code, it’s from Eisenhower’s proclamation from 1954.

The day he dies, I’m going to buy my first American flag and putting it up outside my house - at the tippy top of the staff.

Let me guess - he also thought Michelle Wolfe’s comments at the Correspondents’ Dinner were way out of line and sees no contradiction between those two opinions.

Hey, they’re not just blond.

Brady: [pauses] I said, ‘I don’t want to get into it.’

And we should have a parliament with proportional representation.

If we handed everyone a gun when they entered the stadium, this wouldn’t happen.

Kneeling for the anthem: disrespectful to “the troops.”

I WILL NOT GET MY HOPES UP.

“Rich asshole who lives a consequence-free life doesn’t think through his idiotic comments before he makes them.”

Nobody should be listening to anything Gregg Williams has to say about tackling.

Yeah, but Trump fucking hates him.

Wait until you hear about the Electoral College.

Have you SEEN Trump? It would be impossible to throw him ANYWHERE.

There’s a “discrepancy,” and then there’s “telling your lawyer to pay off a mistress and not to disclose it as a donation-in-kind.”

He’s totally firing Mueller and every one of these prosecutors in the next week, isn’t he?