So, there wasn’t a message...but there was a message.

Probably just rubbing a sad little semi-chub, desperately trying to coax it into tumescence without the aid of modern medicine.

Like he’s had a non-medicinally-enabled boner in the past couple of decades.

watch out for flying popcorn.

They were brothers who made chairs, right?

No, but see - he tweeted “officials do not want to report these crimes,” which means the German government won’t report the REAL numbers, which he has access to because...uh...is that a rabbit over there?

Same thing happened with Lincoln.

Plus it’s not like a newly freed slave was just handed a few hundred bucks to relocate several hundred miles away.

“So had slavery been so bad for the freed slaves, they would have left the South.”

...and he’s now Trump’s new press secretary.

I won’t forgive Comey for what he did to Hillary (and thus America), but the fact that Trump hates him so much mitigates that somewhat.

Did you know that Bella Thorne’s name is an anagram for “lethal boner”?

As Stephen writes, Newsweek’s Google search-driven style now “substitutes statistical patterns for human judgment,”

Wait, where is Rand Paul finding all these piles of brush? Are they materializing on his property out of thin air? Did he import more branches to piss off Boucher?

...and how much will go to Trump, Inc. after being laundered through Kim.

Oh, and did I mention that there wasn’t just one Sambo’s? There were 1,117 of them, actually. In 47 states.

If you aren’t actively kissing Trump’s ass, you aren’t his friend.

Let’s all start saying that the absolute WORST thing for liberals, that we would totally hate and cry about and pee our pants a little, would be if Dems took over the House and Senate in November and then Trump & Pence both resigned after the new Congress takes over in January.

I’m sure Trump’s people already have her pardon declaration typed up and ready to go.

Donald Trump Jr: so jealous of Ivanka, he has an Electra Complex.