Did Charles put you up to making that suggestion?

Normally, the argument could be made that the father walking the bride down the aisle is archaic and outdated...but this is a ROYAL WEDDING. Not exactly a modern concept.

She does seem to be the worst - apparently her father made a mistake, then she jumps in front of him to say “IT WAS MY IDEA - PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME.”

And it goes on like that all night: “Honor, offer, honor, offer, honor, offer.”

At some point William’s kids will grow up,, have relationships, and everybody will forget about Harry and his family. She just has to hang in there for a decade or so, while everyone in America calls her “Princess Meghan” for the rest of her life despite that absolutely not being her title.

Some “process.”

But if it doesn’t, what your reaction be?

It makes a little more sense now...

Now explain how members of the press who are:

I bet he gives Trump McDonald’s gift cards every damn day.

America first?

Does it work when your check doesn’t clear for a couple of months because your landlord just deposits the check eventually? Sometimes I’ve got 2 or 3 outstanding ones waiting to hit my account.

I don’t understand how these are street legal.

Yeah, they should keep this kind of complaint in comment sections of articles asking what car trends you hate.

“Trump: The Car.”

“This is healthier than I thought it was! I’M SUING!” - This Guy

It would be useful to the NFL. No one would have to choose between no football at all or suffering through a Browns game.

They didn’t cut the mustard.

He doesn’t seem like a runner to me