I think you you may be giving humanity too much credit. If moving to LA has taught me anything it’s to never underestimate a person’s capacity for stupid.

I think you’re absolutely right about the majority of Trump voters,but I kinda think Kanye may be one of the (very) few people too fucking dumb/out of touch to see what’s going on with clear eyes.

75% seems optimistic to me. I think at least 50% of his supporters know EXACTLY what Trump is dog whistling about and they are here for it.

Ugh, this is bad but I give Kanye a bit of a pass because it’s pretty clear that he’s incredibly gullible and not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. I often wonder how he and Kim have not accidentally burned down one of their homes.

Bingo!

Kanye’s shoes are starting to look like Matthew Barney installations.

Kanye’s shoes are starting to look like Matthew Barney installations.

Ugh, I hate myself for saying this but her new glasses are pretty great.

Ugh, no. I went to high school with Kourtney and Kim, and Kourtney is a terrible person. Kim’s actually pretty nice, just kind of a dum dum.

Yikes, I’m not sure if I’ve never actually taken a good look at Zuckerberg or if the stress is getting to him. He’s got some full on “sick Victorian child” pallor happening.

Aw, that was my first thought too. Damn you Peter Thiel!

This was the highlight of my week too! I missed those crazy broads and this season looks BANANAS! I’m so excited.

I hear that! It took me a while to find a solid home group. I realized I do best in women’s groups where people are not hardcore “big book thumpers.” I’d say about 75% if the stuff we discuss is just regular lady talk and like 25% addiction talk. I’ve def been to some groups where they eat, breathe and sleep the big…

Are you involved in a 12 step program? Because those are great questions for a sponsor or a home group! For me, I tell people about my alcoholism because it makes things easier, but I understand the stigma that comes with meth and totally get that you might not want to share that with a new friend or on a date.…

I smoked for years and have tried vaping several times. It doesn’t scratch that same itch that smoking does. It’s fine, it’s different though. In my experience, most people who’ve smoked for a while don’t get the same satisfaction from vaping.

I don’t know about bees, but they get snail mucus by letting them crawl around in a giant glass vat and then scraping the mucus off the sides. As a snail mucin enthusiast I felt compelled to do a little research, it’s pretty cruelty free.

This lyric is fucking MY mind. Is it two separate thoughts? Like “I didn’t care about the sex. You wanted to fuck my mind”?

I don’t know if it’s a breakup tattoo as much as a totally textbook rehab tattoo. I was one of the only people to leave my program without any new (usually huge,almost always regrettable) ink.

I want to punch Riseborough in those awful fake lashes. Spider eyes!

I’m pretty sure Vogue meant for it to be funny. Which is cool because Vogue and Kendall Jenner are right where my brain goes when I think of comedy.